Lets ban railroad ties.

Watch the VIDEO.

There are no deadly weapons, only deadly people.

And while we're at it, lets ban dihydrogen monoxide. Its tasteless, odorless, and colorless. It kills between 3,000 and 4,000 people per year, mostly children, and its present in every home. Inhilation of dihydrogen monoxide can cause asphyxiation and severe neurological damage. Exposing dihydrogen monoxide to the skin can cause burning, and prolonged exposure can result in hypothermia. WE MUST BAN THIS DEADLY SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS WATER.

Stick that on your skillet and cook it.

/end randomness